A favorite holiday tradition in our family is to mash up the lyrics of Christmas songs that are already in the category of inexplicable. Deck the Halls is a classic of this type. It is joined by silly contemporary songs like Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. Some put The Little Drummer Boy in this classification, but I am not yet willing to do so despite the fact that I have seen grown men in malls instantly become curmudgeonly when the latter song is played over the PA system. I put LDB in the "apocryphally fantastic" genre rather than "patently silly" or "grossly commercial" categories. So, for now, I am content to regale my wife and canines with strains of Rudolph the Snowman and Do You Hear Comes Frosty the Red-Nosed Partridge in an Okra's Must Tree.
Don't blame me. I was brought up on "Pogo" in the pages of the Kansas City Star. Walt Kelly penned my favorite lyrics (to the tune of Deck the Halls):
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!
Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!
[From Pogo, by Walt Kelly.]
Merry Christmas!